Have You Ever Seen Somebody Put On Skinny Jeans Without Using Their Hands? Now You Have

So the internet is a weird enough fucking place where a video like this can exist and rack up over 1.5 million hits in just a couple of days.  But if we’re being completely honest, I’m super impressed by this accomplishment.  As a fat man who’s getting fatter by the second because I barely move anymore, I’m aware of how difficult it is simply to put pants on the normal way.  Ya know, with hands and everything.  I get light headed and the world starts to swirl around me.  And that’s with non-skinny jeans.  If I tried to put on skinny jeans not only would it be a bad look but I’d 100% die from either exhaustion or suicide.  This guy put them on with no hands!  Miraculous if you don’t really think about it.  So good for you kid.  All of those hours spent figuring out how to put on skinny jeans with no hands weren’t for nothing.  You’re an internet celeb now.  Hell of a job.

PS- Perfect music choice.  Perfect.