Current Kansas City Chief LeSean McCoy Says He's Going To Retire A Philadelphia Eagle...At The Super Bowl With The Chiefs

Cool! I guess! Sure, Shady has only one carry this postseason and was even inactive for the AFC Championship game, but McCoy sure hasn’t forgotten his roots. LeSean is a Harrisburg native, Pitt alum, and the all-time Eagles leading rusher before he was shipped off by Chip Kelly to Siberia for Kiko Alonso (who, in case you haven’t noticed which you 100% haven’t is somehow a very fine player for the Saints). He may be an absolute dickbag off the field – See: Leaving $.20 for a tip on a bill of $60+ and doubling down on said dickishness, getting his orgy parties cancelled, SPOILING THE AVENGERS MOVIE ON DAY 1 – but on the field he was as pimp as can be. A borderline HOF RB, actually. Don’t think so? Well, 11 years, over 11,000 rushing yards, over 3,700 receiving yards, 91 total TD’s, 6 Pro Bowls, and 2 First Team All-Pro selections may beg to differ. Regardless, it would be nice to see LeSean McCoy retire as an Eagle and get into Canton solely to release those Shady shirts once again. Some of the greatest threads all eyes have ever seen:

Don’t ever forget how good McCoy was in Philly on the field. Electricity personified (again, on the field).