Boom Boom Never Had A Sip Of Soda Till Today?

What in the fuck?   Boom Boom has never had soda in her life?   How is that possible?  I guess you don’t put trash in that temple.   But why start drinking soda now?  And if you’re gonna start why Sierra Mist?  That’s not even a real soda in my book.   You got to go coke, sprite or orange crush for your first soda.   None of this new aged shit.   It would be like losing your virginity to a gayball.   And yes I did write on my calender “Dec 13th – Boom Boom’s first sip of soda”