Does Paul "Biz Nasty" Bissonnette Need An Enforcer?
The St. Louis Blues held an alumni game last night as the city prepares to host the 2020 NHL All Star Game. Playing in the game was none other than Spittin' Chiclets co-host Paul Bissonnette (BizNasty, as he's colloquially referred to as). Now Biz may have never suited up for the Blues in a regular season game during his career, but the amount of per diem he was able to blow through during his PTO in St. Louis was more than enough to qualify him as an alumni.
But because he didn't get a chance to stick around during the regular season, it appears that Biz hasn't made a ton of allies within the Blues organization and doesn't have any teammates out there to have his back after he was brutally attacked by former NHL tough guy and St. Louis native, Cam Janssen.
As some of you may recall, Biz used to be a bit of a tough guy himself back in his playing days. But since he's made the jump over to the media side of the game? He's become a superstar. He's the Auston Matthews of the hockey podcast industry. You think guys like that have to be out there dropping the mitts and throwing bombs? Heck no. Biz is too busy applying moisturizing cream to his face to fight. They have enforcers to do that for them.
So where was Biz's enforcer last night? If I were him, I'd head straight back into the locker room between periods and take everybody else's per diem. They sure as shit didn't earn those checks last night. Either way, good on Biz for finally letting Janssen win one because he definitely took a 2-0 lead heading into the night.