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Rapper Who Got High, Chopped Off His Dick And Tried To Commit Suicide Says He's Going To Do Porn

NY Post – Despite trying to commit suicide by cutting off his own penis and jumping off a building, Wu-Tang-affiliated rapper Christ Bearer wants to show the world he’s still got it. TMZ caught up with the once-troubled star to find out exactly how he’s healed. When asked whether his penis works, Bearer shouts, “Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick? I’m doing porno soon.” He then grabs himself and shouts “Vivid!” in reference to the pornographic film company. In April, Bearer tried to commit suicide by cutting off his penis and jumping off a building after a battle with drugs and depression. The rapper claims he was depressed after not being allowed to see his daughters and got the idea to cut off his penis after smoking marijuana and reading a book about monks and vasectomies.

First off I want to let it be known that its outrageous anybody says this guy is a Wu-Tang affiliated rapper. Fuck that noise. Cappadonna is the only guy that gets that distinction. Otherwise its The RZA, the GZA, Ol Dirty Bastard, Inspectah Deck, Raekwon the Chef
U-God, Ghostface Killah and the Method Man.

Now that being said I absolutely fucking love the line “Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick? I’m doing porno soon.” Thats some A+ cockiness from a dude who just chopped off his own dick. When someone asks you if your dick still works you gotta come over the top with an answer like that. Can Picasso paint? Can Shakespeare write? Can Christ Bearer work his dick?

And why would you not go into porn after a fiasco like his? I mean when you wake up in the hospital with no dick and you just jumped off a building you gotta realize you seriously fucked up. The fact that you’re alive AND the doctors got your penis to work again is a modern medical miracle. I’d use that dick as much as I could to pay homage to those doctors and the Dick Gods who were looking down upon me. Do as much porn as you can with you and your Dick’s 2nd life.