Bougie NYC Kid Drunk After Brunch Gets In Argument With Guy Filming His Friends, Says His Father "Owns Half Of Fucking Manhattan"

Gothamist – Nepotism abounds in New York City, but rarely does it wave a Dunkin Donuts bag. “My Dad owns half of fucking Manhattan,” slurs our graphic-tee’d protagonist. “Tell me it’s your property and I’m gonna call the cops. Cause you think I don’t own the cops?” Later, “Jerry” adds, “Do you want me to call fucking Bill de Blasio on you right now? He’s a fucking liberal but I’ll fucking call him.” The YouTube user who uploaded the video claims it was shot last week, and that the allegedly sodden group had just exited Pranna. The popular brunch spot (more on Brunch here) has been a magnet for Community Board complaints in the past. A manager at the restaurant told us that she was unaware of any incidents that occurred at brunch last Sunday, but maybe that’s because she’s in the pocket of Jerry’s Dad.

First of all, incredible velvet blazer. I mean if you’re gonna be a drunk clown at a bougie brunch spot, that blazer is the uniform to wear.

As for he dispute itself, I’m kinda torn here. On the one hand, I automatically hate Mr. I’m in real estate, I’m a lawyer, my dad owns half this city, I have the cops in my pocket. That kid is one of the biggest pricks I’ve ever posted on this website, and that’s saying a lot. I actually got a kick out of when he was like “You want me to call Bill Deblasio in here right now? Fucking liberals.” That “fucking liberals” made me laugh out loud. I also laughed at the “Who will win this lawsuit? The guy who has half the cops in his pocket? or the fucking schmuck, the fucking LOSER, who’s trying to take a video?”

Which brings me to the other side of the argument. I can’t really stand people who feel the need to film everything like this. I know its pretty hypocritical of me considering how much we post videos like this and how much we’re all entertained by it. I also understand that if you’re gonna be blind drunk in the middle of the day and passing out and causing a scene, you’re fair game. But I dunno, its just kinda lame that you can’t get shitfaced anymore without worrying about a video up on youtube. Any fight, and dispute, any altercation, any time you slip up at all, you got a camera in your face. That kinda sucks. I’m not sure what this guy was talking about with it being his property. Part of me thinks that was bullshit and he was just as bad as the kid throwing that in his face. When the kid first dropped “my dad’s in fucking real estate” and he responded with a genuine “shut up, dude” I got a kick out of that. But other than that he’s kind of a dick just like Mr. Velvet.

Obviously the Dunkin Donuts douchebag takes the cake with his bullshit name dropping but I’m not a fan of anybody in this situation.