Fox 5 Anchor Greg Kelly In Hot Water Again For Ogling Chick Reporter In A Bathing Suit

Fucking Greg Kelly. Guy is the man. Is there any doubt in anyone’s mind that he’s a Stoolie? Seriously his show on Fox is like the Barstool Sports of the news. Whether he’s interviewing Jenna Jameson all fucked up on Xanax or backing up the Stool with the Blackout Tour , he’s just the man*. In the latest edition of “Greg Kelly doesn’t give a fuck about you or anything for that matter,” we have Greg ogling a smokestack reporter in a bikini at Action Park. If I had to guess, I’d say there was about a 50% chance Greg had his cock out underneath that news deck and just needed like 30 more seconds of her on camera to get off and thats why he was asking her all those questions. So Anna what are you going to the mall today? What are you having for lunch? Whats your sign? Do you like sushi? Just one more second…almost there…

I mean listen we all know if you put a really cute blonde in a bikini on TV people are gonna stare at her. You’re going with the sex appeal angle and when you do that with Greg Kelly, you’re gonna get the sex appeal reaction. We all know whats going on here – we all knew what was gonna happen. I loved it, the viewers loved it, Anna probably loved it, and we all sure as fuck know Greg loved it. So lets just stop with the outrage and move on.

PS – Its awesome that Action Park is open again. Most dangerous amusement park on earth is back, bitches

*As long as he’s not raping anybody.