HAMILTON, OH – A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float. Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the suspect said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars. He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court. Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He was sentenced to 11 months in prison for that offense but was released early. In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft. In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.
2002: Caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.
A 32-year-old man is in trouble again for public indecency and police say this time, he was getting naked with an inflatable pink pool raft.
A man convicted of public indecency two years ago for having sex with a pool toy is in trouble again. Tobergta “stepped out of his back door, naked, and was having sexual relations with a rubber pool float.” “This occurred in front of several children who saw his genitals and his actions with the float,”
Its a tradition unlike any other here at Barstool New York. Dissecting Eddie Tobergata fucking inflatable pool rafts. FOURTH time he’s been arrested for doing it. 2002, 2011, 2013 and 2014. He’s like the San Antonio Spurs of fucking blow up pool rafts. Just spreading out these arrests like some sort of inanimate sex dynasty. Now on the one hand you kinda feel like Brody from Mall Rats. “That kid is back on the escalator again!” Like dude you should probably just stop fucking rafts in public in front of young children at this point. You keep playing with fire and you keep getting burnt. Fuck all the rafts you want. Just fuck them in the privacy or your own pool or your own bathtub or whatever. Stop banging people’s blow up Halloween decorations and stop having sex with inner tubes at playgrounds.
On the other hand this guy clearly is not gonna stop fucking inflatable rafts. If the second and third arrests didnt dissuade him, then the 4th certainly isn’t either. Its one of those “Tiger can’t change his stripes” situations. I can’t imagine its worth the Justice System’s time to keep arresting this guy and keep trying him when they know he’ll be back in about 2-4 years with his dick in another raft. Might just need to give him the Brown Bag Treatment at this point. You know what I mean? Cops turn a blind eye to boozing in public as long as you kinda conceal it because otherwise they’d be writing tickets 24 hours a day? Thats what Eddie Tobergata should get here. Just let him fuck his rafts and as long as he isn’t harming anyone let him be on his way.