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Manhattan Playboy Gets Drugged And Robbed By 2 Girls He Met At The Club

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NY Post – A wealthy Manhattan man thought he was living the dream when he brought home two gorgeous women from Tao. When they got to his Gramercy Park pad, his sexy dates ripped off their clothes and took a shower together — fueling his fantasy. Then the girls fixed him a stiff drink, and that’s when the lights went out. Twelve hours later, Michael Curreri woke up in a daze to find the women — and his valuables — long gone. “I’m sure that’s not how he expected the night would end. If it’s too good to be true, it probably [isn’t],” said a source. Curreri, 23, a former United Nations intern who posts flashy photos of himself on social media, met the sneaky vixens during a wild Saturday night at the East 58th Street hot spot, law-enforcement sources said. They got to his apartment on East 19th Street near Third Avenue around 1 a.m. Curreri told cops he remembers having a drink, and the next thing he knew, it was 1 p.m. and he had been robbed blind, police sources said. His apartment was torn apart and his $10,000 Rolex watch, Mac laptop and $10,600 in cash were gone, the sources said. The come-hither crooks also made off with his $2,000 passport holder, his iPhone and a pair of $800 sunglasses.  They even swiped an iPhone belonging to his brother, William, who was in the apartment and slept through the whole thing, cops said.

Worth it. Worth every penny they stole. Worth every piece of property that was taken. In life you gotta ask yourself if the juice is worth the squeeze. In this case the potential juice was banging 2 sexy chicks who you just met in the club who were showering together at your apartment. In that scenario, I don’t give a fuck what the squeeze is. If its getting roofied and robbed, then so be it. That shit is worth it. Play boy took a risk and he got burned. He probably woke up the day with about $25,000 worth of cash and property gone and was like “Sometimes ya gotta race.”

PS – This dude has gotta be so pissed at his brother. I mean not like its his fault but c’mon bro! Wake up for me one time! Take a piss, get a glass of water. Just do something to see that I’m being drugged and robbed blind by some shady hookers.