31 Year Old "Extreme Toyboy" Dating 91 Year Old Woman

Daily Mail - As a society, we’ve become used to May to September relationships – just look at Madonna and her latest backing dancer; Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones and their 25-year age gap. No one bats an eyelid any more. But one ‘extreme toy boy’ does raise a few eyebrows when he steps out with his lover – because baby-faced Kyle Jones, 31, is in a relationship with a 91-year-old great-grandmother. Kyle, from Augusta, Georgia, dates numerous pensioners at the same time and even takes them home to meet his 50-year-old mother. For the last five years he has been in a ‘casual’ relationship with 91-year-old Marjorie McCool. And despite the 60-year age gap, the pair have an active sex life and can’t keep their hands off each other.  Kyle said: ‘Everyone’s brain is wired differently, some guys prefer blondes, some brunettes, some like other guys – I like old ladies.’ The call centre worker was just 18 when he first acted on his attraction for older women and began a sexual relationship with a 50-year-old. Now Kyle uses dating websites to find women as well as chatting them up in his daily life.  He said: ‘Most of the time, the average age I go for is between 60 and 80. ‘Whenever I’m trying to speak to an older woman, the first reaction I get is ‘you’re way too young’.  ‘I find persistence is good so I tell them it’ll be fun.’ Although officially single, Kyle regularly sees up to five women at a time and takes them on dates – and even home to meet his mother.

Lets obviously get the obvious out of the way and state that this guy’s mom is sexy as fuck. And if you don’t think that has something to do with this fetish, well then you’re just a dummy. You can’t grow up with a sexy mom like that and not develop some sort of proclivity towards older women. Somewhere deep in your head it just fucks with you that your mom is that hot.

But don’t get me wrong thats not an excuse to run around town fucking 91 year old chicks. I mean I’m usually all for everybody getting laid any way they can. You wanna fuck chicks, you wanna fuck dudes, you wanna go old, young. Fat, skinny. Whatever. I don’t care what you’re doing with your penis or your vagina. But make no mistake about it, if you’re a 31 year old having sex with that corpse of a woman, you’re a deviant. You’ve got some issues dog, I think you need some counseling. Its one thing to chase cougars and its another thing to fuck a chick who was a passenger on the Titanic. I cannot even imagine what her under carriage area is like. Not even sure you can tell whats the hole and whats a roll. Wrinkles for days. Probably dryer than a bag of Doritos.

Come on, man. Give up the act. you’re a weirdo who wants attention. Just admit it. There’s no way you like fucking these chicks.

PS – Shout out to grandma, though. Those replaced hips don’t lie, I guess. Grabbing some 31 year old dick when you’re knocking on death’s door is quite the accomplishment.