I'm Finally Willing To Admit That Dan Blizerian And I Lead Different Lives After His Latest Instagram Video

So I’m kind of new to this Dan Blizerian fella.  I know we’ve posted about him on Barstool a bunch of times because he lives a completely outrageous life but I never really knew who he was.  In all honesty, I still don’t.  I don’t know how he has so much money or so many guns or so many ladies willing to fuck him at the drop of a hat.  I figure he has some sort of magical power that allows those things to happen.  I do know he throws porn stars off of roofs (and gets sued by said porn star) and he rubs getting a blow job by three girls in the face of his old school teacher.  Yawn.  I accomplished each of those things by the 3rd grade.  Dan and I aren’t all that different actually.  At least that’s what I thought until I saw his latest Instagram video of him at a firing range with a bunch of basically naked women just knocking down targets and having a grand ol’ time.  Did you see that one part?  Where the gun blast was so powerful that it caused the girls boobs to bounce?  That’s a completely different level of awesomeness and I’m not even a gun guy.  So after seeing that video I’m finally willing to admit that Dan Blizerian and I lead different lives.  It was fun going to toe to toe with him while it lasted.

PS- In all seriousness, there are very few things I wouldn’t do in order to trade my life for this guy’s.  Just doing whatever the fuck he wants and slaying models on top of models.  Super jealous.