Pippi Longstockings And Tiger Woods' Hoe Had A Blast At The Strip Club Last Night

So Jmac has already blog that Pippi has a sex tape coming out. But I think in light of this new evidence, we all understand that the one sex tape will not be the end of Pippi porn. She’s going full hardcore. You don’t eat Joslyn James’ asshole at a strip club and stop at one sex tape. You go balls to the wall with it. Why not? Pippi is definitely a passable MILF. I’d watch her get fucked on a Vivid set and I wouldn’t apologize for one second.

But, this got me thinking. Top 5 characters from childhood shows you’d like to see make the jump to hardcore porn and what pornstar would they most be like? List time!

5. Alex Mack - Remember Alex Mack? She had a super power where she would just willingly turn into a puddle whenever she wanted. Sound familiar? What’s up Flower Tucci! Squirt fetishists, you’re welcome. Get your slicker and galoshes before you rock Alex’s world because you’ll see floods that would turn the crew of Deadliest Catch into scared little girls.

4. Topanga – Lost points because I already jerked off to hardcore pics of her when I was like 14. I’m sure they were blatantly photoshopped, but try telling me that, I’ll never believe you. Anyway Topanga is Alicia Rhodes. Not sure why, it’s just the vibe I get from her. Don’t think, just throw.

3. Kimmy Gibbler – A Belladonna type. Nowhere near the most attractive in the business, but does such fucking weird shit that you can’t help but watch her.

2. Kimberly the Pink Ranger – Taylor Rain to a T! Hot, skinny brunette who’s flexible as fuck and has an elastic asshole. I have no proof of this, but trust me.

1. Kelly Kapowski – Most obvious answer of all time. She’d be like Tori Black. “Wait that girl does porn? But she’s too pretty!” that’s what you think until you see her get DP’d by Zach and Slater while Screech tugs his prick in the corner of the room. Cuckold porn superstar.