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I'd Steer Clear Of Jose Canseco's House On Halloween If You're A Hater

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You know how they say the best jokes are funny because they’re true? Like in a joke you’re saying what’s actually on your mind, but you can’t say it because it’s against society’s rules. Halloween costumes are the same way, you’re often being who you actually are. That’s why chicks dress up as sluts, because it’s the one day a year it’s accepted. And there’s no doubt in my mind this is who Jose is. He’s a maniac who refers to himself in the third person and uses a Louisville Slugger to bash haters’ heads in. That’s Jose 24/7/365, but Halloween is the only day he’s allowed to show it.