Miltons Pimp My Look

Handsome Hank’s brother?

Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to pimpmylook@barstoolsports.com or pimpmydate@barstoolsports.com and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.

This Week’s Contestant

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Pres & Company,

Meet Brendan. Like Buzz was to Home Alone, this bro is capable of being the life of the party but just lacks that one essential element.  As Buzz?s was a heart Brendan?s is clothing. And In case you were wondering in the real life that actor bro really let himself go (please don?t let this happen to my friend). The clothes he chooses to put on his back are really mind boggling in most instances. This kid has the heart of gold but the threads of Tom Hanks in Castaway. A gem of the New York North Country and SUNY Plattsburgh he desperately needs a revamp. Tailored with thrift shop bargain bin rags and hand me downs he struggles day by day to attain a satisfactory image.  Pres grant this kid a miracle.

(117 votes, average: 2.44 out of 10)

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