Credit To The NCAA For Keeping America Safe: Suspends Rhode Island Starting Guard For Playing In A Charity Game Over The Summer

Oh thank God. I was worried that the NCAA wouldn't punish a kid for playing in exactly one charity basketball game over the summer that wasn't 'NCAA sanctioned.' Because, you know, the NCAA needs to have their hands on quite literally everything because it's a joke. I mean gotta give them credit. If you play college basketball and think you can get away with playing in a game for charity, you better know that the NCAA will be ready to hand swift justice. 

Not only that, but credit to the NCAA for informing Rhode Island at 6pm of the disciple. Not like there's a game getting ready to tip. Nope, none of that matters because the NCAA does whatever they want. I gotta give credit to them, they just keep plugging along, story after story and refuse to let student-athletes have any sort of fun no matter how minuscule it is because they play for a billion dollar corporation. Not all heroes can wear capes.