Patriots Porn: Brady vs the Saints on "Sound FX"

Click here for four-and-a-half minutes of pure Patriots eroticism.  Damn you, Roger Goodell and your unembeddable videos. Damn you to hell.

What’s the only thing that’s as good as the Patriots delivering the opening half of Sunday’s Comebackapalooza?  Watching it again from field level with a mic on Tom Brady, that’s what.  This is leadership in it’s purest, most powerful, weapons-grade form.  Despite all the mistakes and injuries and dropped balls, this is one man simply willing his team to the win.  You can take any of your legendary pre-battle pep talks from William Wallace to Patton to Aragorn at the gates of Mordor, and not one of them can hold a candle to “Let’s show some toughness. We have to show some toughness. Toughness to go make some plays.”  Sheer poetry.  Granted, I didn’t like to see Julian Edelman leave him hanging on that High 5, but the money shot at the end more than makes up for it.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I need some alone time with this video.  This is Two Tissue Patriots Porn if ever there was one.  @JerryThornton1