Who's This Farmer In Rhode Island Trying To Get A Taste Of My Taylor Swift Kool Aid?

Guess what, Manfredi farms, you’ve just made a powerful low-level enemy. You don’t try to bang another guy’s girlfriend. That’s bro code. I wouldn’t ask your wife to milk me, would I? So don’t be making Signs in your cornfields trying to get my girl to drop her drawers. I thought farmers were supposed to be gentlemanly and old school? Not sleezeballs who try to sneak their cock into the henhouse the second I go to freshen up my moonshine. I’ve branded her, she’s mine. Now step off.

Update: Mandiel Farms is playing hardball and trying to pretend like I don’t exist. Deleting comments is dirty pool.