Victor Martinez's Kid Can Party With Me Any Day

Sorry A’s kid who was caught drinking, but your bender is over. It’s all about Victor’s kid now and this kid can fucking party. Take your sissy Bud Lights and go home, Martinez is on that 24 hour Champagne diet and it’s time to pop bottles.

PS – Does Martinez kinda look like a Spanish Cousin Terio? Oooo matarlos, oooooo matarlos.

Double PS – Victor’s kid better enjoy it because the party is over now.   You ain’t playing the Sea Dogs anymore.