Reader Email - Chick Goes Insane on Flight to Tampa

Reader Email

video my buddy took on his way to tampa- Looking to blow it up!

I’m trying to think what I’d do if I was on a plane with this chick? I honestly don’t know. I mean I pretty much hate everybody I fly with on a plane to begin with. Like if you sniffle or cough I hate you. If you take too much of my elbow room I hate you. If you put your seat back I hate you. If you make small talk with the stewardess I hate you. If you stretch in the aisle I hate you. If you talk too loudly I hate you. Basically anything that at any time makes me notice you makes me instantly hate you. So again I don’t know what I’d do here. Somebody would have to die. Me or her.

PS – Little known fact about intern “Handsome Hank”. The first time he flew with us he just causally mentioned as the plane was taking off that he pukes everytime he flies. Like everytime. Can I pick em or what?