Here's The Official World Cup Mascot Grinding His Junk On A Bunch Of Chicks

Get after it!  This guy is showing the world what to do when you’re forced to put on a stupid armadillo mascot outfit.  You don’t hug little kids and make their day special or shoot tee shirts out of a cannon or dance on top of a dug out.  When nobody knows your identity or your name, you throw your inhibitions to the wind, hop on stage and start grinding your mascot junk on smoking hot World Cup chicks on stage.  Who cares?  That’s the beauty of anonymity.  You can do whatever you want and it won’t matter. Unless it’s 2014 and somebody videotapes you.  Solid chance this gets back to his boss.  But fuck it.  That’s the way to do it.  Play on, playa.