Marry Fuck Kill - Kardashians

[marry-kill-fuck 107]

Taffer may shut me down before people even get a chance to vote on this, but I don’t care. I need to say this. I’d like to throw my hat in the ring to fuck Kris Jenner. Like isn’t a doubt in my mind she’s the nastiest, craziest of the Jenner clan. Like I’m positive she’s fucked all of her daughters boyfriends. Not a doubt in my mind she has her own Ray J tape that nobody’s seen. I know she was cheating all over Bruce’s face. Now she’s free as a bird to fuck. Doesn’t have to hide it anymore. Still has something to prove. I’d love to take a run at that shit. If that makes me wrong I don’t want to be right. She’s my fuck no questions asked. That means the rest is easy. Kill Kim because she’s the most insufferable slut on the planet. Marry Courtney and hope I can still be friends with and hang out with Lord Disick.

Marry – Kourtney by default

Fuck – Kris

Kill – The Whore