Feminist Website, Jezebel, Is None Too Happy That I Think Anna Gunn Is Hot. I Think That's What They're Saying?

Last night we got an email saying that the feminist website Jezebel decided to mention me in a blog. A blog in which they talked about all the “angry little men who hated Skyler White.” They said that I “absolutely shouldn’t be seeing a therapist regularly to work out my debilitating ‘UGH SHUT UP MOMMMM’ issues” (although I suspect they’re being sarcastic there) and that I “probably honk when I cry.”

Now, I’m not going to begin to guess what they mean by I “honk when I cry.” I think they mean I jerk-off when I cry? That crying makes me incredibly horny and I’m compelled to furiously masturbate every time I get salt water in my eye? I think that’s what they mean. Kinda weird?

But they cited a blog I did where I said Anna Gunn was hot and that was all I did. That was the blog they had a problem with, me saying Anna Gunn looked like a smoke at the Emmy’s. What’s so bad about that? I said Anna Gunn was sexy… and she is. I said her character was a frumpy, cunty bitch… and she was. Because that’s exactly how the role was intended to be played. So I guess Jezebel is mad that I said Anna Gunn is a beautiful woman and a terrific actress? Is that the problem? Here I was, the misogynistic ogre that I am, thinking I was paying the wonderful woman a compliment and it turns out I was being a jerk all along. Sorry, gals. But please stop being mean before I cry and jerk0ff then make my stupid fucking mom clean my cum rag.