Introducing The Most Ruthless Backhand Slap These Eyes Have Ever Seen

I... I don't even know what to say. I'm aghast. I'm perplexed. I'm dismayed at the level of savagery in this slap. It's one thing to walk into the Maxx and slap a man. It's a whole other ballgame to lick the back of your own hand before launching a gentleman to where only the newly formed Space Force can monitor his well being. 

The sound is perfect. 

The execution is perfect. 

The stone-cold body laying over the bench like he's an unworn sweater is perfect. 

Here's to you, Mr. Lick the Back Of Your Hand Before You End Someone's Dignity At A Dinner Slapper. You are a real man of genius. 

PS: this might be 40 years old and I've never seen it. If that's the case, I apologize to absolutely nobody!