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Penn LiveA local chapter of the Traditionalist American Knights of the Ku Klux Klan launched a neighborhood watch in the area of Ridge Road in Fairview Township in response to a recent rash of break-ins, said Frank Ancona, the organization’s imperial wizard and president. Leadership of a local Traditional American Knights chapter contacted the organization’s headquarters in Park Hills, Mo., to find out whether the national organization would sponsor the crime watch, and Ancona said he gave the midstate “klavern” his blessing. “It’s just like any neighborhood watch program. It’s not targeting any specific ethnicity. We would report anything we see to law enforcement,” Ancona said. “We don’t hate people. We are an organization who looks out for our race. We believe in racial separation. God created each species after its kind and saw that it was good.” Residents along Ridge Road woke up to find fliers bearing Ku Klux Klan propaganda at their doorsteps Friday morning. The fliers include a depiction of a KKK member in a white robe and hood, and a note that says: “Neighborhood Watch. You can sleep tonight knowing the Klan is awake.”

Listen say what you will about burning crosses and shit, but you can’t tell me this wouldn’t be one safe fucking neighborhood. I mean you ain’t gonna get teenagers running around vandalizing shit. You’re not gonna see a lot of activity on Mischief Night when you’ve got a Grand Wizard of the Hooded Knights galloping around town. You could be white, black, brown, green – fuckin whatever. I am not fucking around on a block where the KKK patrol the streets. I won’t go outside after 6pm and I won’t even fucking think about eating some Skittles. But my neighborhood would be safe as fuck. I promise those break ins will stop real quick.  Just a bunch of white guys who don’t like crime who happen to really, really love other white people. Whats the big deal? If you see something, say something! Call the 24 hour Klanline! 1-800-GoBackToYourCountryWhitePower

PS – The other day I wrote a blog about how I love segregation and think we should all be down with segregation and it read exactly like some of these KKK quotes. Pretty disheartening when you and the Klan are thinking the same way.