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Judge Goes Off On Chick While Sentencing Her To Life In Prison

St. LouisA judge in Michigan was not holding back as he sentenced a woman convicted of stabbing and killing her boyfriend. Officials say the victim died in May 2012 from stab wounds and blunt force trauma to his head. The 31-year-old woman was sentenced to life in prison with no parole. The judge was really set off when the woman rolled her eyes and laughed as the victim’s family read a statement to the court.

The best part of this was the judge threatening to duct tape her mouth shut. When she kept talking he waves over at the Bailiff like “Fetch me my duct tape!” before immediately realizing he’s not allowed to duct tape anybody’s mouth shut. The Bailiff was probably shaking his head like “No dude, we cannot do that.” Its like something Michael Scott would do. Threatening to tape Toby’s mouth shut and then when he realizes thats not an option just groaning and being like “OK fine we’ll just sit here until you stop.” The news reporter voice over was perfect too: “No duct tape was found.”

He certainly made up for it though with that performance while sentencing her. “STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND STABBED AND I HOPE YOU DIE!” Shoulda thrown in a “Yes you deserve to die and I hope you burn in hell!” Samuel L Style. I mean this bitch fucking sucks. Even her own lawyer was like “Cuncel this warthog.” More judges should be like this. Hit em with a little passion when sentencing them to life.