Reader Email - Yoga Pants Season Vs. Sundress Season, Which Is Better?

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Reader Email

Is summer sundress season or fall yoga pants season better?  I’m leaning fall yoga pants but tits always play an important role with sundresses  -Fed

We had this question emailed to us yesterday, a Stoolie wondering if yoga pants season trumps sundress season or vice versa. To me this isn’t even a discussion. It’s yoga pants in a massacre… a massacre. A “no debate has ever been this one sided in ever” type of beatdown.  Yoga pants are the hottest thing chicks can wear. If you need some tightening up, they do that for you. If you’re just a hard body, they accentuate your curves perfectly. Ask Jen Selter, you think she gives a fuck about a sun dress? Doubt it.

In fact, I think sun dresses are the most overrated piece of “hot clothing” in history. Sundress season is awesome because we’re outside drinking beers and getting tan. But sundresses themselves? Crazy overrated. They have as many figure hugging features as my Casper costume (Halloween ’96, ’98). There’s absolutely zero benefit to the ass in a sundress, and I think we’ll all agree the ass is the most important female feature of the 21st century. They turn the bottom half of a girl into this shapeless, flowing orb. I get the whole “girl next door” feel to a chick in a sundress, however I’m not prepared to call a chick in a nightgown hotter than a girl in yoga pants. No way. Yoga pants are all about the ass and legs. They put the attention where it belongs.

So to me it isn’t even close. On a scale of 1 for sundress – 10 for yoga pants, I’m voting an 11.

(2,518 votes, average: 8.07 out of 10)

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