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And the Pussification of America Continues: Cross Country Team Banned From Crossing The Street Because It's Too Dangerous

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RADFORD, Va. - More than one hundred Radford High School student-athletes and parents are demanding answers from the Radford city school board and the superintendent. Why? Because the cross-country team has been told it can no longer run anywhere on city streets. In an email, we asked school district officials for an on-camera interview to ask why the cross-country team was banned from running on city streets, and what were the specific reasons? Superintendent Greer turned down the interview. Instead, she emailed a statement which read, ”Radford is blessed with great trails for the cross country practice venue, as well as other nearby state park[s] and other sites. For safety reasons, we have moved the practice venue to those locations. It is safer for our athletes.” Radford police said there are no reports of Radford high school student-athletes being involved in any accidents on city property in the past two years. The Radford city school board took that authority away from the cross-country coach and Radford High’s athletic director, and decided on its own to ban student-athletes from running on city streets or sidewalks.

BEST PUSSIFICATION STORY EVER. I mean it literally can’t get any better than this. Poor fucking cross country kids. Like they’re already the biggest squids in the school. Skinny as rails. Scraggly beards. Never seen a pussy in their lives. Just doing their best not to get their lunch money stolen and thrown into a locker. And now this. The ultimate indignation. Being told they can’t run near streets because it’s too dangerous. Usually I get all riled up about pussification stories. Not this one. This one is just hilarious to me. In fact I hope the Superintendent doesn’t stop here.  He needs to make these kids run in bubbles or something. Or at the very least wear pads and helmets and shit.  Treat cross country kids like they got downs or are Autistic because in a way they kind of do.   So you got to protect em. Can’t expect high school kids to be able to cross a street on their own. Way too extreme.