Rate This Wedding Proposal
I give it a negative o. Why? Because rule #1 of the wedding proposal game is you got to be in a position to fuck instantly after. Like you’re signing away your life so can I at least get laid? You’re about to have all your money stolen from you, can I at least get a blow job? You can’t do shit out in the middle of the ocean. F-. You’re never gonna get engagement sex back. Never.