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I give it a negative o.   Why?  Because rule #1 of the wedding proposal game is you got to be in a position to fuck instantly after.  Like you’re signing away your life so can I at least get laid?  You’re about to have all your money stolen from you, can I at least get a blow job?  You can’t do shit out in the middle of the ocean.   F-.  You’re never gonna get engagement sex back.  Never.