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400 Lb Sumo Wrestler Gets Chucked Like A Rag Doll

 

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Well that’s what you get for being an American sumo wrestler bro. You get fucking bounced right off the mat. What did you think was going to happen? Sumo ain’t our bag. Leave the diaper party wrestling to the Asians, man. Stick to shit we’re good at like driving, riding rollercoasters with height requirements and using the plural of the word “dollar” when applicable. Can’t just be some fat American who I could see in a McDonald’s parking lot at any given time and expect to step into the ring with the Yokozunas and E.Hondas of the world. That’s not how it works.

 

PS – Video title ain’t kidding. It’s loud as fuck. If you have headphones on, mute them before playing.