Devil Moose Launched Itself Head First Through A Tour Bus Window, Mileage Clock Reads 666.6

Daily Mail- A moose smashed through the windscreen of a packed coach as it travelled along a highway, stopping the mileage clock at the number of the beast – 666.6. The moose unexpectedly darted into the path of the bus which travelling from the Belarus capital Minsk to the Ukrainian capital Kiev. It was only afterwards that the police noticed the mileage clock on the bus read 666.6.  The digits 666 represent ‘the mark of the beast’ and are used by Satanists to invoke Lucifer himself.

I mean that pretty much settles it, right?  I shouldn’t even have to explain myself at this point.  I tell you guys over and over again that moose are the devil’s children and this right here is proof of it.  The universe giving us all a sign that moose are no good, rotten beasts with evil intentions.  Have you ever seen the episode of Family Guy where Russia planted sleeper agents in America and they can only be activated by a certain phrase?  Turns out moose work the same way but instead of being sent by Russia they’re sent by Lucifier and instead of a particular phrase it’s 666.6 on your trip mileage clock.  You hit 666.6 on your trip and moose just start blindly flying out of the woods trying to launch themselves through your windshield.  They’re kamikaze pilots with their sights set on killing as many humans as they can.  Luckily this devil moose didn’t claim any causlaites but it’s only a matter of time.