Dude Arrested After Sticking His Dick Through Some Chick's Mail Slot

(Local) — The incident took place in July when the victim noticed a man following her as she made her way home in the town of Sölvesborg. Shortly after returning home she heard a noise coming from outside her front door, the local Blekinge Läns Tidning (BLT) newspaper reported. When she went to the door to investigate what was causing the mysterious sounds, she was shocked to see a man’s penis sticking through her mail slot. When the woman opened the door, the suspected flasher quickly fled the scene.

Does this chick not understand how a glory hole works? The partition acts as a physical barrier, ensuring anonymity throughout the spontaneous act of copulation. So there’s a dick sticking through your door, big deal. Jerk it a little bit, suck it off, maybe even bend over and fuck it if you’re porn star flexible. Make the most of the situation. What usually comes through your mail slot? Menus from shitty Japanese restaurants and bills and junk mail? Day after day that’s all you get. Well today you’ve got a reprieve. You’ve got cock. Quit being such a prude and have some fun.

PS – Sticking your dick through a random door has to be the most horrifying thing ever. Just let that thing hang hoping there’s not a hungry rottweiler with a taste for hot dogs on the other side.