Does This Look Like the Face of A Needham Masshole Arrested For Trying To Choke Out Raymond (Drays Mascot) At the Sox Game Last Night?

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Bostonglobe - A Needham man who allegedly had a few too many drinks in him is facing charges that he twice grabbed Raymond, the Tampa Bay Rays mascot, around the neck at Tuesday’s Red Sox-Rays game in St. Petersburg, Fla.Each time Trevor James Martin, 27, wrapped his hands around Raymond’s neck and pulled him back toward a railing, the mascot had “to push off of the defendant in order to break loose,” according to a St. Petersburg police report.Martin was clearly tipsy, and was seen slurring his words and staggering around the stadium, witnesses told police. He told police he had consumed two beers during the game, police said. Raymond did not press charges for battery. Martin was charged with disorderly intoxication in a public place, police said.

Love it! Massholes gonna masshole. While the Sox were taking a strangle hold on the AL East this guy was taking a literal strangle hold of Raymond the Mascot. Guess what? I’m gonna say the same thing to Raymond that I said to the Drays players. If you don’t like getting your ass kicked do something about it. If not shut up.

PS – When are Tampa Bay mascots gonna learn?  Nobody but nobody fucks with Massholes.  I thought Raymond would have gotten the message loud and clear after that nasty little silly string incident with Thunderbug a couple years ago.

Still maybe the best picture on the internet.   A masshole just nose to nose with Thunderbug.