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Dexter "Water" Johnson Takes Us Into The Weekend!

“See right there? Thats my nut. Thats my motherfuckin nut. Goddam balls hangin all out of my shorts. You know what you needed back in the day? Small balls”

“Dexter “Water” Johnson….and they call me water because the goddam jumper is so wet”

Not sure what this is. Real, fake, if hes performing for the camera. Not sure. But I love it.

Have a good mothafuckin weekend!