Every Marine Worth Their Salt in These United States Should Hate The Abomination That Is The Space Force

Maybe the Space Force helps in some strange way with National Defense. Maybe there are aliens out there who are getting mighty pissed that we have so much water even though most of it is dirty and warming at an unnatural speed. Maybe they wanna come down to Earth and take over. Maybe they dont tongue kiss on their planet or whatever. That would be sad, right? If there was life on other planets that didnt believe in a good old fashioned tongue kiss. My goodness. What if they tried to stop all tongue kissin here? In that case, we should set up a Space Force to stop these never-nude aliens. I'm just not buying it and I hate that the Space Force is happening because it brings my beloved Marine Corps down a couple of pegs. We talk about it a bunch on today's episode of Zero Blog Thirty.