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Why Is This Song "Mystical Sex" Not A Chart Topping Hit?

 

Every once in a while something comes along where even though you have no idea what it means, you have to have it. Kind of like the iPhone 5s. I don’t know why it’s different than the iPhone 5 sitting in front of me, I don’t understand all the technical mumbo-jumbo changes. I just know I need to have it because, since I don’t understand it, it must be better than what I have. Mystical sex is such a thing. Is it even better than regular sex? What’s the difference? Does it involve fat belly dancers and samurai swords? I don’t know, I just know I need to have it. Regular sex is out, mystical sex is in.