Breaking News: My Wife Had Never Heard Lightning Crashes By Live Until Today

After recording an episode of Zero Blog Thirty, I called upstairs to my beloved.

"SOUP? WANNA GO GET SOUP?"

"When" she hollered back with a tinge of excitement in her voice.

"I dunno. Was thinking pretty soon. Dont wanna spoil dinner. It's 1pm."

"Is it? Goodness. Where has the day gone?"

"Ha ha. Time is money.... soup though?"

"Yeah, I'll be right down." She's a woman of her word and I saw her gently gliding down the stairs with a desire in her eyes for only one thing. That's right, folks. Brocolli and cheddar soup. They make it extra hearty at the grocery store soup bar. 

Whilst driving, I was fumbling through the channels on SiriusXM that I have because I used the promo code Chaps after an ad read from ZBT gave it to me for just 4 dollars a month. Incredible. 

When I landed on channel 17, Lightning Crashes by Live was in the opening bars. 

"Oh hell yeah," I say aloud to myself. I begin to sing the song and really belt it out at full voice when the song nears crescendo.I was on pitch as a mother fucker. I was loving the midday musical magic. 

Now, the crescendo, lest we forget, is the loudest point reached in a gradually increasing sound sequence. She rudely interrupted me when I was knee-deep in notes. "How do you know all the words to this song?"

"What?"

"This song... I've never heard it?"

"You've never heard Lightning Crashes by Live, you simpleton?"

"No and dont sound so incredulous. We dont name-call."

"Sorry about that. Got swept up in the moment. Incredible use of incredulous. This song is a banger."

She disagreed and then I told her about the music video but now I'm realizing that I got the Lightening Crashes video mixed up with the Dolphins Cry video lol. Classic mix up. Hope she isn't on the ole Youtube watching it or she will be MIGHTY confused, to say the least.