— Rory Mcilroy (@McIlroyRory) June 18, 2014
In your face, Wozniacki! Your witch powers aren’t that strong. Thumbs up indeed, Rory. That’s a win for the ex-boyfriend’s of the world. She thought she could ruin his entire week but nope. I hope Rory shoots back-to-back-to-back-to-back 59s in his upcoming tournament purely out of spite.
PS- How hard did the people at United Airlines shit their pants when they saw that pro golfer Rory McIlroy was calling them out on Twitter for losing his stuff? That’s one of the great things about social media: public shaming of large corporations. It’s the best when celebrities get the chance to do it. If an average Joe like you or me tweeted at United about losing our stuff they’d maybe send us a worthless voucher or even purposely lose our luggage even further. Send that shit to Hawaii or something. But I guarantee Rory never has to pay for another United flight in his life. Being famous has to be as awesome as it seems.
Still keep your head on a swivel, Rory. You never know when she’ll strike next.