Breaking - We Have Proof That Aliens Exist And They've Already Committed A Federal Crime By Watching An Illegal Sex Tape Of An Unnamed Manchild

I know what you’re thinking. Is this real? The answer is yes. Crop circles have been spotted in the dunes of Scotland depicting a highly illegal and highly athletic sex maneuver. Now I know what your second question is. Does this prove that Aliens are real? Once again the answer is unequivocally yes. And finally for the third and most important question. Did the Aliens just unknowingly admit to committing a Federal Crime. And once again the answer is a definitive yes. So now the last laugh in on the Aliens. Good luck invading earth when there is already a warrant for you arrest.

PS – And to think I was a Team Alien guy. This is the thanks I get?