Does This Look Like the Face of A Monk Trying To Brainwash Vanna White's Son?

DM – Vanna White is fighting to save her teenage son after fears that he is being brainwashed by a monk from the Hare Krishna movement, it has been revealed today. The 56-year-old’s son Nicholas, who likes to be called Nikko, is living with a monk twice his age while both attend the University of Arizona. The 19-year-old reportedly has been living with Hare Krishna devotee Jaycee Akinsanya, 34, in his small house in Tucson. According to the National Enquirer, Ms White, who is worth an estimated $40million, is refusing to give her son the $1million he has demanded to build a new ashram for Hare Krishna followers.

Since when do the Hare Krishna’s brainwash people? I thought that was Scientology’s gig? Don’t Hare Krishna’s just play their manjeers and bongos and shit? Just dance around and act all stoned and jolly? Well whatever the case may be they better back the fuck up here. Because there are like 2 things I don’t put up with in this world. #1 is websites that steal all my ideas. And #2 is people fucking with Vanna White. Like you know how all those veterans crawled up my asshole when I made the Barstool American Flag? Well that’s what I do when people mess with Vanna. I lose my fucking mind. Because Vanna White is America. You mess with her you mess with the USA. You’ve been warned monk.