Kiara Mia Says The Only Reason The Niners Are Having A Good Season Is Because She Banged Jimmy G In 2018

Well there you have it. You can officially credit Kiara Mia with the San Francisco 49ers success. They went from 4-12 last season to 11-3 this season so far. Keith had originally covered this story back in July of 2018 when it was first reported that Jimmy G probably got a blowjob…

Then again later that month after she guaranteed a big season for them…

To be honest, I’m not surprised things are on the up and up for San Francisco. I mean, that’s how you become a successful team- by sending you star player to have a one night stand with professional a seductress. It’s not about adjustments or staffing changes, it’s what happens off the field, during the off season, with a porn star. I’m just surprised there was a gap year between when he got laid and when the effects started to take place. Regardless, credit to Jimmy G and the 49ers on their season, but even bigger credit to Kiara Maria for jumpstarting the process. If I were her I’d pay a visit to the Bengals, Dolphins, and Lions next. They could use all the help they could get. Now here are a few pictures from her Instagram that I couldn’t care less about but know you’ll enjoy! Have a great Monday!