Miley Cyrus Is Straight Bananas And I Love Her For It

Mirror – “I’m messed up. I have so many fucking issues. I am so fucked up – everyone does dumb stuff when they are messed up. I don’t have a normal life. I take a hiatus every now and again but I’m not good at that. All I do is work, so I eat to live and to keep going. People are impressed with me ¬because I can sleep for just 45 minutes – I’m used to it. I suppose I am a workhorse. I love being in the studio and when I take vacation I get so bored. I think of work as something I have to do. I’ve made a record so I have to promote it so I have to work to get it done – and then pass out. Because I work so much, I’m always on the road so I eat healthily. I have to give my body what it needs to keep going and if you don’t then you will crash and burn. I love soda, but I haven’t had one since I’ve been here in the UK. If I have a Coke I’m going to be ‘Aaargh!’ and in an hour I’ll crash. I don’t get to work out. I do yoga and 30 push-ups every day and try to get my mind right.”

If this speech didn’t win you over with Miley then you must be dead. Like how can you not love this little slut? This is like when Kramer was all hopped up on free coffee and talking a mile a minute except instead of drinking coffee Miley is drinking coca colas. Probably spontaneously twerking in place too while she gave this interview. And how about her saying she sleeps for 45 minutes? Who are you Hershel Walker?  Or what about this gem?  “I suppose I am a workhourse”. Hardooo…