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Miltons Pimp My Look


We should hire whoever sent in this email. Hysterical.



Time to reload the Miltons machine. Send all sob stories to or and help us help you. And you need to send pictures! If you sent an email without a picture resend with one to be considered.


Today’s Contestant






Reader Email


Dear Feitelberg,


You’re the man. Probably the funniest, best looking, hottest blogger on Barstool. So you gotta hook my boy Hammerin’ Hank up here. Kid dresses like a good. Wears t-shirts and athletic shorts to work every day. He actually might be homeless. The other day someone mailed us beer (weird move, I know) and Hank just started drinking it. Warm, right out of the UPS truck. He’s a good dude, but man does he need a Miltons Makeover big-time. Thanks for the help bro! And don’t forget, you’re the BEST!


Not Feitelberg


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