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Stop Being Mean To The Peloton Milf

WGN - The Peloton wife has spoken, and from now on, she’d like to be known as anything but the star of the ad that exploded the internet’s collective brains.

The ad, which showed Ruiz tirelessly vlogging a year’s worth of Peloton workouts after her husband gifted her the stationary bike, was called sexist, tone-deaf and alarming, to name a few.

“Honestly, I think it was just my face. It was my fault,” she said. “My eyebrows look, like, worried?”

“I hope that people can just see me as an actress,” she said. “That’s what I am. I hope people can remember that I’m not actually the Peloton lady and let me work other jobs. 

I cackled when I read "I'm not actually the Peloton lady" like she's out here standing in line getting a beef at Johnnie's and people are talking shit to her relentlessly. Around the clock non stop chirping this bonafide Milf. And don't forget - I told you guys before and no one believed me = society is out to get milfs. 

It makes me sick that some hot older woman is made to feel uncomfortable for being a hot older woman. In a perfect world everyone lets their tits breathe without being an outcast. Guys too. I want to see a lot more flesh this summer at Wrigley from the big fellas with or without the full back wax. $55 is a lot of money every couple weeks.

Anyways just want to circle back and say if you have a problem with Milfs or just hot older women in general, I've got a problem with you. There's no reason for that kind of hate in this world. Not with how horny everybody is so keep your negativity to yourself. No one got laid for being That Guy