Stoned the bejeezus out of him, chicks feet resting on his legs, and explaining all the different ways to look at a chicks ass. Boss sauce to infinity.
And if you don’t point out a chick with a great ass from now on by saying “Her buns are the best!” in a British accent, then I’m not even going to bother looking because they’re probably not that good. “Her buns are the best!” is how you announce you’ve got a truly great ass on radar. Only way to do it.