Carlos Beltran In Cheetah Face Paint On A Roller Coaster Will Haunt Your Dreams At Night

Hey Carlos, you’re scaring us! Straight up nightmare fuel. On some creepy Yellow King shit. Guy is more terrifying than Erol the Lawnmower Man. What kinda weirdo gets his whole fucking head painted like a cheetah? Get some whiskers and a nose to share some quality time with your daughter but you don’t need to turn into a full goddam mountain lion. Look like the fucking Cheshire Cat or something.

And I know its his own wife and daughter but staring into the camera creepily smiling at a woman and child in the seat behind you makes him look like he’s about to abduct them and put them in a well.