NY Post – A pilot aboard the missing Malaysia Airlines flight once invited a pair of pretty blonde Australian babes into the cockpit – from takeoff in Thailand to landing in Kuala Lumpur, a shocking new report revealed Tuesday. Australia’s “A Current Affair” reported that Jonty Roos and pal Jaan Maree were returning from a wild vacation in Thailand when Fariq bin Ab Hamid – the co-pilot on the missing flight – and another pilot spotted them on line waiting to board. Fariq Abdul HamidPhoto: Facebook The randy pilots invited the girls to join them in the cockpit during the flight to Kuala Lumpur, she said, and a flight attendant escorted them to the cabin once they were on board. “We were standing in line at the boarding gate, just with everybody else and the pilot and co-pilot walked past us and came back and asked us if we would like to sit with them in the cockpit during the flight so obviously we said ‘Yes!’” Roos told the show. “I think anyone would have jumped at the opportunity.” The show broadcast several photos of the smiling sheilas in the cockpit posing with the pilots, including Ab Hamid, the 27-year-old first officer on the Boeing 777, which vanished without a trace Saturday. “Throughout the whole flight they were talking to us, they were actually smoking through the flight which I don’t think they’re allowed to be doing. They were taking photos with us in the cockpit while they were flying. I was just completely shocked.” Roos contacted the show with her story after she realized she had shared the cockpit with a member of the doomed jetliner’s cabin crew. Roos, a Melbourne resident, called the pilots “possibly a little bit sleazy. They asked us if we could arrange our trip to stay in Kuala Lumpur for a few nights…they could take us out.” She insisted she felt safe during the flight, and that the pilots seemed competent. “I’m really not saying that I think co-pilot was in the wrong on this flight at all,” she said.
Breaking News guys. Apparently the same pilot on the Malaysia plane once tried to stuff a couple Australian broads who were on vacation. Stop the presses. Pilots were trying to bang chicks. Next thing you’re gonna tell me they were drinking before their flight, too! Listen this is what pilots do. They loosely follow the bottle to throttle rule and they use their wings and their fancy uniform to fuck chicks on vacation. Smoking in the cockpit, fucking in the cockpit. Doesn’t matter. These planes fly themselves at this point. Doesn’t matter if the Captain had pretty blonde in his lap. Doesn’t matter if he was smoking a J. None of that matters when you’ve been knocked into a different time and dimension by an electromagnetic burst. OK?
Unless of course this was a legit hijacking situation in which case this is absolutely some valid evidence. Get some evil blonde seductress to weasel her way into the cockpit and take control. Entirely plausible. Prey upon some Malaysian dude’s affinity for blonde chicks and attack his weakness.