Can Anyone Understand True Detective?

Hilarious. I was rolling when I watched this. Joel McHale knocks Rust Cohle out of the park. This is exactly how I feel when I’m watching True Detective. I constantly have the remote in my hand rewinding McConaughey soliloquies like 5 times over. There’s been 7 hours of True Detective and I’ve probably spent about 21 hours watching it. Without the aid of like millions of Reddit nerds I wouldn’t even know the names of half the characters. I’ve never loved a show where half the time I have no clue what the fuck is going on.

All I know is that I need it to be Sunday at 9 because A) The suspense is killing me and B) I’m fucking exhausted watching Rust and Marty babbling in 3 different timelines all over the goddam bayou.