Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman Who Beat Her Mother With A Vibrator?

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Huff Po – A New Mexico woman is facing a battery charge after allegedly hitting her mom with a battery-operated vibrator. Cara Claffy, 35, was arrested Sunday night after police in Albuquerque, N.M., responded to a call from a woman who claimed she was attacked. When they arrived on the scene, they noticed Claffy’s mother, Sheryl Claffy, 60, was bleeding profusely from her head. Sheryl Claffy told police she had been arguing with her daughter when Cara picked up a vibrator that was nearby and hit her hard on the head. After the alleged assault, the victim pointed to a Ford truck and told cops her daughter was inside. Police only found a male driver, but an officer noted an electric vibrator on the passenger side floor of the vehicle. The suspect was apprehended a short time later when officers saw her exiting a nearby house. Claffy admitted to arguing with her mother, but said her mom had emerged bleeding from a room in their home, claiming “that she had struck herself with a vibrator,” The Smoking Gun reported.

Whats the only thing cockier than beating your 60 year old mother with your own vibrator? Telling the police she “struck herself” with said vibrator. Oh no officer you’ve got it wrong – she beat herself with that dildo. Either Mama Claffy is into some dangerous kinky shit, or, she really, really doesn’t know how to use her vibrator properly. Like I don’t know much about the vagina. Thing is a mystery to most of us. Can’t confidently say I know how to please a woman with a vibrator. But I know if you’re walking out of the house bleeding from your head from an incident with your Rabbit, you’re doing something wrong.

As for the actual assault, thats gotta be the most disrespectful thing someone can do to their mother, right? Socking your mom right in the face with the same tool you use to fuck your pussy. Imagine a guy smacking his mother with a rubber pussy? The disrespect is just on another level.