Do These Look Like The Faces Of A Brother And Sister Who Were Caught Kissing In Jail After Being Arrested For Meth?

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Huff Po – A Texas brother and sister arrested on meth charges Friday are now accused of “prohibited sexual contact” after police say they began kissing on the lips while behind bars, according to the Montgomery County Police Reporter. Charlene Ellet was detained by officers at a Walmart in Porter after employees accused her of shoplifting. Her brother, 26-year-old Cameron Beck, went to the store. Deputies who searched Beck’s vehicle say they found a crystal substance that tested positive for methamphetamine, and Ellet admitted she and Beck had been smoking it a couple of weeks ago. After the two were taken into custody, deputies at the sheriff’s office say they noticed the siblings, who were in adjacent cells, kissing each other on the lips between the bars. When questioned, Ellet allegedly said she and Beck were actually only half-sibilngs — with the same biological mother — but that they had been involved in a sexual relationship since last November, when Beck last got out of prison. The two are charged with possession of a controlled substance and prohibited sexual conduct, and Ellet received an additional citation for shoplifting under $50.

Bro she’s not even hot. If you’re gonna get wacked on meth and fuck your half sister she should at least be hot. And now I’m sure a lot of people are like “ew KFC you’re promoting incest!” First of all its only half incest in this case, and if we’re gonna get specific, I’m not promoting incest at all. I’m promoting standards. If you’re gonna do some taboo shit and fuck your sister then you might as well make it worth it. Like this guy is basically settling for an ugly chick. Might as well settle for an ugly chick thats not your sister. You feel me? Now, take that Cruel Intentions movie. Remember that? Sarah Michelle Gellar was trying to fuck her step-brother or something. Now there’s a situation where the stigma is worth it. Getting to fuck Buffy is pretty fucking awesome no matter what.

But this chick is beat. Plenty of ugly chicks out there that don’t share the same genes as you, bro. Plenty of slampigs not related to you that also love meth. Just have some fucking standards, pal.