Knicks Current Dumpster Fire Temperature: Absolute Hot

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Absolute Hot. Its a concept of temperature that postulates the existence of a highest attainable temperature of matter. Scientists speculate it is 1.416785(71)×1032 degrees Kelvin. Or, to put it in layman’s terms – the 2013-2014 Knicks. The Dumpster Fire has exploded into wildfire. No longer contained to just an oversized garbage receptacle in a back alley. Its consuming New York City like the Great Chicago Fire of 1871. The Garden has been consumed by flames from Fat Ass Raymond Felton and incompetent James Dolan. Like Sandra Bullock burning up as she re-enters the atmosphere of earth in Gravity. The Knicks are the worst, most embarrassing, dysfunctional team in what is quite literally the worst Eastern Conference in the history of the NBA.

Losers of 7 straight and 13 of their last 15. At this point there is not a single person free of blame. Sure it all stems from the top with Dolan. The fucking Yellow King of this shitty basketball franchise. But even Melo – people have given him some grand pass, starting the Free Melo movement because everyone else sucks so fucking much. Now thats definitely 100% true, but you’re telling me Carmelo Anthony – supposedly one of the most elite players on the planet – can’t have his team somewhere in the middle of the pack against some of the worst competition in the history of pro basketball? If Melo is truly apart of that next tier, he can carry his franchise against teams like the fucking Bucks and Sixers and Magic and at least keep them in the hunt. So, no, nobody gets a pass on this year’s disaster. The fact that Woodson still has a job is borderline insanity. Actually its literal insanity if you go by that definition of doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result. Should probably have traded Melo at this point because there’s no fucking way he comes back to this shitshow. I dont care how much money they can offer him. Grab a couple young guys and some picks to couple with the cap room they’ll have after next year. Try to hire some type of competent front office guys like they did when they brought in Donnie Walsh to clear house. Draft a young, ah fuck it. Why even bother trying to lay out a logical plan when James Dolan is at the helm. Just need to wait for him to die before this team can ever succeed.